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rifa:

therandominmyhead:

A wild MACHAMP appeared!

Go! DUGTRIO!

I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever


this is my favorite thing on earth


In the past 2 days, the same man came to our store to steal shoes, placing them within one of our luggages which are also stolen.

Made me wonder if he’s actually doing that for himself or because he has other mouths to feed. I’d rather think he’s doing it not only for himself, but who knows. Even though Milwaukee isn’t the greatest place in the world, just for a little bit I’d rather just pretend for a short moment in time that Milwaukee isn’t so bad. When I’m at work I feel somewhat safe and I’d actually for once want to let myself relax.


Clean

sinsofoneself:

Time to get my life back together. Let’s clean up my act.

Thank you to those of you whom I affected along the way. Specifically Apryl and Kai. Sorry if I started cry yelling at some of you.
But deal with it. I’m important.


kettleoat:

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

sometimes you don’t need to find someone else


via trust, from feathor

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

image


Send me an “unf” if you think I’m attractive.

basic-bitchesx:

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terminus-est:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.

it literally can not get cuter than this

I will always reblog Angry Dad Cat


the-social-recluse:

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

  • finding someone aesthetically pleasing
  • being sexually attracted to someone
  • being romantically attracted to someone



mikau:

a hip new dance called “sitting”


There are days I wonder… Will everything ever be the same like it once was? After past events, I feel like I’ve lost the most important people in my life. The people who’ve stood by my side since I’ve moved back to this shit hole. Whenever I needed to vent or needed help, they’d support me. Now I feel lonelier than ever with only internet friends and my boyfriend… I set myself up for this and shouldn’t be complaining. But I just can’t fully distribute how overwhelmingly depressing it is to me.